youngstero:

A teenage girl is sitting on a park bench when she looks up and sees Ryan Gosling pushing his 5 year old niece on the swings.

She dies instantly.

The autopsy reports the cause of death as “severely ruptured ovaries. Almost like an explosion.”

maybesca:

Is anyone else getting tired of only hearing about evil firebenders in Legend of Korra? They’re turning into the Slytherin house of bending.

I know there’s gangs filled with different types of benders. And hey, Tarrlok and Tahno are/were waterbenders and they tend to air on the side of dickery. But so far the only actual causalities in this show have been perpetrated by their fire wielding counterparts, and it’s getting old.

I was fine when I heard firebenders made Bolin an orphan and Mako the Batman. Desperate times, desperate people, and it makes Mako being a firebender that much more tragic.
But then suddenly Amon’s ambiguously true back story is about firebenders killing his parents. I was fine with it, though slightly annoyed, because hey, it’s probably an intentional parallel between the bending brothers and Amon.
But now Asami’s mother, too? That’s four major characters! C’mon, writing staff, I know you’re better than this.

At this point, I’m shocked Amon isn’t only targeting firebenders.

Heh.

“Shocked.”

Yes good.

Air on the side of dickery.

The number of wedding invitations my dad gets from graduating high school seniors is depressing.

neofuckingpets:

neopianangst:

fuckyouneopia:

*bump*　

*gives cookies*

good luck!
*pokes siggy* 

boringrocks replied to your post: All I want is to be able to buy Sesame Street…

If you’re lucky, I’ve gotten stuff at Target. Your distaste for Spenser’s and Hot Topic is well-founded.

Thanks for the tip!

All I want is to be able to buy Sesame Street apparel, in person, at a store that is not Hot Topic or Spencer’s. Is that too much to ask?

racismschool:

dearjimmoriarty reblogged your post: I am no longer an Ally

This is so textbook it out textbooked the textbook oy vey allies

Like it was plagiarized or something. 

Or someone hijacked the wikipedia page, and the whole class wrote a report on how the War of 1812 occurred in 1693. But then it turns out the teacher put it there to catch anyone copying from the internet.

swing-set-in-december:

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, LIKE PEOPLE WERE, OH LOOK, MORE THEATRE OUTSIDE.

At the end of Avengers when people were calling out the Avengers as destructive forces at fault and need to pay/be held accountable…. tumblr.